March 2011
DROPPING YOUR PHONE
bugsvannie21:
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
hahah my kid's gonna be this smart one day.
obnoxioustruth:
Walk away like a BOSS
When a fake girl you hate comes at you and...
domichacouture:
When you hear there its a fight happening at...
thenameisroze:
This.
Reblog if you're one of those few who actually...
If I woke up as a cat, what would I do?
first, go back to sleep like a boss
after napping all day, i’d probably feast in a fancy manner
then maybe climb some shit
and do some trollin
and generally not give a fuck about anything ever again
Someone's standing behind you, looking at what...
Bitch, can I help you?
If only I could extend my hand into my computer...
evilfairytale:
my life would be complete.
Reality
wake up in the middle of the night to pee: avoid all mirrors
airplane engine makes a sudden noise: i lived a good life
hear thumps while in shower: whole family is being killed and you’re next
turns off all lights before going to bed: omg run for the bed before the demons get you
elevator door doesn’t immediately open : trapped forever
realize it’s too quiet, where’s...
When your parents don't like what you're...
when a song you haven't heard in forever comes on.
phaibooty:
It’s like…wait this sounds familar
Then you hear that one verse that makes you remember the song
Then you are like
Party like it's 1999!
danilovely:
If you played with Barbies..
Polly Pockets..
Beanie Babies..
Tamagotchi..
Slip N’ Slide..
And Furbies..
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls..
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman..
Collected and traded Pokemon cards..
Wrote with Gel Pens..
Wore butterfly clips..
And Snap Bracelets..
And remember...
Get your iPod, the 7th song on Shuffle is the song...
melodyofmyheart:
voldemortoutbitches:
I Put a Spell on You - Bette Midler (Hocus Pocus)
Lose Yourself - Eminem. Haha.
…”Blacklight” By One Call. LOL
xlostsouls:
thematterwithme:
Prove you’re a...
when you get that unexpected text from the person...
andiwaslikeohmygahd:
see their name on your phone
then get super happy vibes
When I see a bug...
youcaantstoptheworld:
hellomayrax3:
At first I’m like:
“I’m gonna kill this mother fucker.”
Then it moves and I’m like:
omg, can this be more accurate?! :|
Reblog if you've ever been called fat.
or ugly or stupid or a whore or a hoe or a slut
or useless or a waste of space or a loser or a bitch
or not good enough.
so sad that over 78,000 84,000 100,000 people have reblogged this
When you hear your favorite song playing in the...
MIND FUCK: After reading this comment you will...
just-loseit:
Todays kids.
My cellphone when i was 5:
Todays 5 year olds cellphones:
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
Is it possible to love someone you've never met?
oh my god tumblr, what in the actual fuck are you...
trollganhenderson:
D-Pryde Merchandise! →
fuckyeahd-pryde:
Thanks to the Anon that found the link already. :)
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