An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada
My child: Mom I found this CD in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid if it?
Me: What's it called?
My child: Umm Up All Night by some band called One Direction.
Me: Larry, get Ziam and Lilo. I'm going to tell you a story.