an-alaskan-bullworm: does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
What's inside their bags: a highly educated guess
kalebiru: (not really)
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
is there a download link to become british
me: i want to go to England
me: i want to go to Paris
me: i want to go to Ireland
me: i want to go everywhere
money: lol no
time: lol no
world: lol no
Ed Sheeran Compared to Others
Other People: snorting cocaine
Ed Sheeran: breathing in the snowflakes
Other People : Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand, where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
me: *wakes up*
2 hours later
me: *gets out of bed*
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every note this gets. I will put off killing...